When you find your mind floating along, but you need it to stay in one place for you to get any work done, you wear these earrings and BOOM! you’re sorted!
You know gobstoppers are probably really hard candy that could potentially break your teeth – these would probably do the same if you try to eat them – so dont.
Christmas is right around the corner – don’t worry if you haven’t got the outfit together yet – at least your earrings are set
Do you ever wonder what the sky would look like with two moons?
Know someone who knows how to cut all the bullshit out of their lives? Gift them a pair of these!!!