Mr. Smalltalk

October 11, 2015 | kirin

Once upon a time, there was this girl, let’s call her Bubbly bee. She always had issues with people who tried to force themselves on to other people. She was also not a fan of meaningless banter that went nowhere. She was always up for conversation though, but the empty “hey, how R U?” “what’s …

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Casual Sexism

August 29, 2015 | kirin

I’ve always had a massive chip on my shoulder regarding gender assumptions and certain things people say to a female as opposed to a male, especially in a place like India. Most of the time I am incredulous while having the conversations and at other times, I wonder whether if I were a guy, would …

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August 7, 2015 | kirin

Some people presume I lack ambition. This doesn’t particularly bother me, since they are mostly people who have made a snap judgement based on the very little information available to them. Why would they think such a thing? MOSTLY, it’s because I’ve had Funkanatomy up and running for four years now and I haven’t really …

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English is Hard

July 12, 2015 | kirin

English is hard bruh. There’s little nuances which make communicating in it really difficult. The following incidents took place at a hospital which boasts of 12987642 branches abroad and this branch having international standards of everything. *AT HOSPITAL INFORMATION DESK*  Kirin: Hi. I’m looking for a podiatrist. can you please tell me where to go? …

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2613 kisses from a tree

July 4, 2015 | kirin

Officially, we obtain the status of Adulthood when we hit our 18th birthday, but I don’t think adulthood can be restricted to a number. It could be the moment we’re forced to being self sufficient individuals, economically independent off our parents. This could be at any age. I’m still struggling to get there, but this …

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Fall in Love

June 12, 2015 | kirin

Sorry it took so long to get one more of these blog posts out! I covered this song on the ukulele way back in 2013  …Thought I’d try recording my ukulele + bass cover of the same one. Bass was a bit tricky to work out. I love these old timey songs for the simplicity of …

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May 1, 2015 | kirin

I’m at about the age where people start asking me about when I’m going to get married and I hear ridiculous things like “your body is ready for babies” and it got me thinking about things. I mean marriage and kids and all are seen as something that’s aspired towards (for both men and women, …

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Break Down

April 7, 2015 | kirin

The Human body is a marvellous thing and it’s a pity we never really appreciate the amazing way in which it works until something goes wrong. I tore my calf muscle last week  and was forced to RELAX and take it easy because my body was physically unable to do certain things that I took …

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The Easter Bunny

April 4, 2015 | kirin

How on Earth are Easter, Eggs and BUNNIES even related. I don’t know how many of you know this, but other than making earrings and uploading the designs online and sending them all over the country to beautiful owners with an excellent taste in things, I’m a food stylist. I love my alternative career even …

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March 23, 2015 | kirin

Joseph Gordon Levitt got married earlier this year and quite a few people took it upon themselves to break the news to me. One particularly vicious one was in the form of a tweet a  person directed at me, where they went “HAPPY NEW YEAR” and linked me to the article talking about the intimate …

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