Kirin’s SERIOUSLY SEXY list of Valentine’s Day Presents!

February 3, 2014 | kirin

It’s that time of the month YEAR again! And it’ll have you searching for the perfect present. Panicking because you haven’t found that perfect someone something YET??? HAVE NO FEAR! Here’s a list of presents you CANNOT go wrong with THIS VALENTINE’S DAY!
Here are MY top picks for best cards that REALLY tell the special someone in your life how you feel about them.

For people in the Medical Field:
 
 

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For Kanye Enthusiasts (we have uploaded a printable version for you to use):
 
 

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For Social Media Mavens:

 

 

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Now that we’ve got the cards out of the way, let’s take a look at bouquets… and remember, bouquets are for guys too ya’ll. don’t be sexist.

 
 

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Roses are PASSE`
Violets are too.

poems are hard.
How about some BACON?

 
 

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A very wise man once said -”Candy is Dandy, but Liquor is quicker.” I think that wise man would have certainly appreciated THIS beauty.

 
 

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And this one COMES WITH A CAT.

 

 

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Or you could be a badass and get them a nokia.

 
 
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Now Finally, the presents. a good present is something that is meaningful and special. Even if it makes no sense to others, it should make sense to you and your significant other. Or just to you.It’s really the thought that counts..you know… Potay-toh-Potah-toh

 
 

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EVERYONE loves a handmade present! Hobbies sometimes provide you helpful hints as to what you should be making: 

 
 

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Icing can be a GREAT way to show them how you really feel!

 
 
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EDIBLE PUNS. Shit just got real.

 
 

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Sexy Underwear is always foolproof.

 
 

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If ALL else FAILS, Get them a soft toy holding a heart. And make sure that heart is expressing all of the feelings you have for them.

 
 
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And remember:

 
 

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