Kirin has a meltdown on twitter.

September 27, 2011 | kirin

Photo credit: Andrew Martin

 

So this is what happened. I was trying to write a blog post… and then got a case of the munchies… and then proceeded to completely lose it. (what did I lose you ask? I do not know… I just lost IT.) (oh… I also lost some pretty awesome beads which I’ve been whining about for a while on twitter, fb, gmail and to anyone who is in front of me for more than five minutes.. People are tiring of it. I am pretty sure, but I have this idea about how if the beads know how much I miss them, they’ll just REVEAL themselves to me.)

 

So Anyway, here is me. Having a meltdown. ON TWITTER….

 

Kirin Vas
the car freshener leaked on me. I smell rather pleasant. nauseatingly so.
Kirin Vas
I’m hungry.

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CAN YOU NOT SEE THE HUNGER in MY EYES?!

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RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I went to the market to buy some aloo laccha and they were all out. The Universe is trying to tell me to stop eating CRAP.

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FUGG YOU UNIVERSE GIMME MY LACCHA.

Kirin Vas

in other news, car freshener smell has faded considerably. this is good for me. but not good for the brand of car freshener used.
Kirin Vas
I weigh exactly as much as my mallu uncle does. this could only mean one of two things…
Kirin Vas
My uncle is Tiny and so am I… or my uncle is huge and so am i. Choose wisely.
Kirin Vas
Twitter, why are you being so slow? Can you NOT keep up with my awesomeness?!

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Clearly. Instead of writing a blog post for my website, I should just write.. “I’m much funnier on twitter.”
Maybe I Inhaled too much Car Freshener…