January 7, 2015 | kirin
I ate some pretty terrible candy today
Here’s what happened. I was really sleepy in the morning and when I am sleep deprived, I make bad life decisions.
I went to buy a packet of chips (bad desicion no.1 because they were charging 28 rupees for a 20 rupee packet of chips. WTF if up with THAT???) And the shopkeeper didnt have change so he gave me éclair` toffee and I opened it and here’s the conversation between brain and mouth:
Brain: … this doesn’t look like it will be good
Mouth: don’t judge a book by it’s cover, come on, give us a lick.
Brain: but it smells like it would be bad..
Nose: I’m going to have to agree with Brain.
Mouth: Oh come on. If it’s not good I spit it out I swear.
Brain: but you don’t even LIKE sugar.
Mouth: … maybe it won’t be so bad… the sugar will wake you up
Short description of Eclair: IT WAS WHITE
Brain: don’t do it. DO NOT PUT THAT IN YOUR MOUTH.
Hand: Here you go mouth! WHO’S A GOOD MOUTH?
Brain: yuck. this is bad. I TOLD YOU. spit it out. YOU PROMISED
Mouth: … nooo… maybe it’ll get better.
Brain: YOU’RE WASTING PRECIOUS CALORIES. YOU COULD BE EATING SOMETHING TASTY AND WORTH IT. SPIT IT OUT
Mouth: *still chomping and hating the flavour the entire time*
Then finally it gets the message and spits out one .tiny. speck. of. disgusting. Toffee (which I think was actually plastic)