Brain – Mouth non cooperation

January 7, 2015 | kirin

I ate some pretty terrible candy today

Here’s what happened. I was really sleepy in the morning and when I am sleep deprived, I make bad life decisions.

I went to buy a packet of chips (bad desicion no.1 because they were charging 28 rupees for a 20 rupee packet of chips. WTF if up with THAT???) And the shopkeeper didnt have change so he gave me éclair` toffee and I opened it and here’s the conversation between brain and mouth:

Brain: … this doesn’t look like it will be good
Mouth: don’t judge a book by it’s cover, come on, give us a lick.
Brain: but it smells like it would be bad..

Nose: I’m going to have to agree with Brain.

Mouth: Oh come on.  If it’s not good I spit it out I swear.

Brain: but you don’t even LIKE sugar.

Mouth: … maybe it won’t be so bad… the sugar will wake you up

Short description of Eclair: IT WAS WHITE

Brain: don’t do it. DO NOT PUT THAT IN YOUR MOUTH.

Hand: Here you go mouth! WHO’S A GOOD MOUTH?
*chomp chomp*

Brain: yuck. this is bad. I TOLD YOU. spit it out. YOU PROMISED

Mouth: … nooo… maybe it’ll get better.

*keeps chewing*

Brain: YOU’RE WASTING PRECIOUS CALORIES. YOU COULD BE EATING SOMETHING TASTY AND WORTH IT. SPIT IT OUT

Mouth: *still chomping and hating the flavour the entire time*

Tongue: *cries*

 

Then finally it gets the message and spits out one .tiny. speck. of. disgusting. Toffee (which I think was actually plastic)